It could be true... London-Amsterdam Air-Bridge concept studied by UK government

The UK Government has established a highly paid 15-person committee to examine whether a focus group study should be conducted into the feasibility of a new "Air-Bridge" to connect London Heathrow Airport with Amsterdam Schiphol Airport. The bridge will be the longest single- span construction ever conceived. The exciting concept follows strenuous attempts by the Conservatives' Liberal Democrat and Green coalition partners to encourage air passengers to travel anywhere except to and from the UK.

The committee will be headed by the Bishop of Bottom Hollow and Little Barking, who leapt to prominence last year by excommunicating all airline staff in the UK, whom he described as "sinful exponents of the dark art". The concept of the new Air-Bridge would allow passengers at Heathrow to connect, via a short 15-hour bus ride, through Schiphol Airport to lots of other places in the world. This is only slightly more than the current time taken to connect between terminals at London Heathrow.