It could be true... Canadian cabin crew, Spanish ATC controllers and Qantas pilots form coalition

A new informal global multidisciplinary coalition of airline industry forces may be quietly emerging. Air Canada's cabin crew union, CUPE, has reportedly been seen consorting with Spain's Air Traffic Controllers' union, USCA, and Qantas international pilots union, AIPA, over large jugs of sangria. The Canadian and Australian unions, impressed by the Spanish controllers' salaries, which are said to exceed Warren Buffet's annual income, have joined forces to see if they can share lessons on how it is done.

Each of the bodies concerned is preoccupied with aviation safety and is in complete agreement that their high pay and generous conditions are essential ingredients in avoiding accidents and ensuring on-time performance.